The Strangest Patents in the U.S. --links to them

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Newly Archived Insomniac Helmet Cyborg Massage Pied Piper Sub Dermal Watch Gas Factory Jump, No Rope Snake Walker Rain Curtain Bulletproof Desk Electro Fishing Calf Carrier Saggy Bottoms Safety Poncho Get The Shaft Time Temp Glasses Neck Fanny Pack Western Skater Butt Cleavage Pants Stud Spectacles Life Expectancy Watch Squatting Deer Purse Protection Camp Comfort Gums Glove Fin Flappers Sit N Surf Killer Bee Bunker Favorites 12 Gauge Golf Club Airplane Moisturizer Alarm Fork All Terrain Stroller Angel Ears Anti-Eating Mouth Cage Aqua Swing Arm Mitten Baby Bottom Art Baby Cage Baby Patter Baby Shower Back Buzzer Bag Man Ball Blinders Banana Head Banana Suitcase Bat Boy Batter Biter Beach Boots Beerbrella Be The Bike! Big Ash Bib Big Balls Big Hair Hat Bino Cap Bionic Exersuit Birdman of Alcatraz Bird Powered Blimp Bird Trap Cat Feeder Blind Spot Toy Boat Ball Boatless Water Skiing Body Sail Boob Tube Bowling Sight Brace Yourself Brain Buzzer Bubble Head Bulletproof Buttocks Bumper Dumper Bunny Syringe Butt Master Car Bib Cheese Filtered Cigarette Chin Pump Chin Putter Chute 'N Shoes

Club Cooler Cool Shoes Cow Gas Cranial Greeting Card Cranium Cooler Crash Wing Cricket Gun Crunch Protector Cry No More Cup 'O' Golf Dad Saddle Dance Fever Day Knight Deer Ears Diaper Alarm Dieter's Dam Dimple Drill Dog Bumper Doggie Luggage Doggie Umbrella Dog Hoser Dog Watch Duck Decoy Duck Shield Dumb Bo Dummy Chicken Farmer Ear Anchors Earless Eyewear Earthquake House Ear Tubes Extreme Comb Over Face Flexor Fashion Papoose Fingernail Fanatic Fingertip Toothbrush Fish Bath Floating Furniture Floating Shade Flood Bag Flying Bike Flying Fish Flying Saucer Submarine Flying Turtle Fly Trap Foot Elevator Foot Hoops Fowl Spoon Geek Pouch Geek Gear Gerbil Shirt Get The Shaft Golf Chimes Golf Made Simple Golf Schwing Golf Wand Goofy Goalies Goose Head Gourd Head Greenhouse Helmet Half Wit Hand Near Mouth Alarm Happy Camper Hat Tether Head Boom Head Napkin Heat Chic Helmet Bar

Hijacker Injector Horse Diaper Hospital Happiness Hot Head Human Car Wash Hurricane Bed Hurricane House Inch Worm Insect Balls Insomniac Helmet Instant Face Lift Jacques Fido Jet Propulsion Golf Club Junior Jail Keg Head Kissing Shield Kling Tut Knee Pad Ear Muffs Knee Skates Laser Twister Leaf Chaps Life Expectancy Watch Light Bulb Changer Lightning Ribbons Lip Clip Loopy Lou Man Catching Tank Marilyn Manson Exercise Suit Meditation Bag Milk Gun Mitt Cap Motorcycle Airbag Motorized Ice Cream Cone Motorized Picnic Table Mouse Puppet Nose Wipe Portable Nuclear Shelter Numb Thumb Paddle Wheel Plane Pants Pointer Pantyhose 3x Pet Petter Pet Shower Pet Toilet Phone Gas Pillow Crash Helmet Pogo Shoes Pointy Pointer Portable Pet Potty Portable Spittoon Prehistoric Rollerblade Propeller Leg Pump Mud Flaps Pump Power Putt 'N Reel Quad Power Quick Draw McGraw Radar Head Rain Curtain Rain Dome Redundant Recumbent Reel, No Rod Remote Controlled Horse Robo Skater Roller Cane Roller Putter Scary Fingers

Senseless Scooter Shin Ski Shoulder Saddle Shoulder Stick Sit & Shoot Skateboard Pirate Skate Scooter Ski Brake Ski Fan Skin Stencil Ski Tutor Sky Skier Sled Pants Sleep Sponge Slingshot Golf Smell This Smokers Hat Snowboard Bumper Speak & Swing Spitting Duck Sponge Bob Foot Pads Spoon Truss Squabble Shield Stud Spectacles Subliminal Glasses Sunburn Cowboy Super ATV Dude Super Trash Man Surf Donut Surfing Ship Swing Shift Swing Sticks T2 - The Hair Machine T3 - The Bionic Golfer Tabletop Golf Thumb Sucking Inhibitor Toilet Landing Lights Toilet Snorkel Toilet Timer Tow-A-Copter Trash Burner & Barbeque Pit Travel Relief Travel Washing Machine Tree Tugger Tricycle Lawnmower Truth Extractor Ultimate Lounger Ultimate Umbrella Ultra Ski Underwater Breathing Mask Uphill Skiing Waterbed Womb Wearable Dog House Web of Intrigue Western Skater Whopper Wheels Wig Flipper Wild West Mouse Trap Windmill Boat Windy Wheels Windy Widget Wingless Wonder Wiz Pouch Wonder Butt Bra Wrist Rod Zero Gravity Squeezebox

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